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=Welcome to Emerson's Emerson channel [E]merson's [M]aniac [E]xtra [R]ed [S]auce [O]n [N]ewspaper= =Elite Force Fail = =**Don't destroy the newspaper!**= =**Rage Mode!**= =**To Be Continued Dun Dun Dun**= =**Rage Mode!Continued**= =**RNNNN Appears!!!**= =**The Delta V**= =**To Be Continued**= =**The Delta V Continued**= media type="youtube" key="zsTRxXvQY0s" width="296" height="245" =**Plane Goes Boom**= =**SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Sorry technical difficulties**= =**Yay we are back.**= =**Boom Boom Pow**= =**Sorry technical difficulties AGAIN.We are in space so we can't find a satellite dish or can we.Anyway no more episodes until the 3rd of April.Crowd:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! see ya**= =**DUNDUNDUN**= =**We are back sorry we had to do some personal stuff! Well anyway we are back!!!**= =**Sun Safety**= =**To be Continued!**= =**Zack Attack?!?!?!?**= =**Zack:Fistpumpin at Long Island**= =**To be Continued**= =**Nyan Invasion**= =**Newspapers?!?!?!?!?**= media type="custom" key="10216311" =Sorry it's been a while, but we were on a holiday to umm....... oh yeah Japan.= =A NEW Dimension!=
 * Luke:Sup peeps I Luke will put red sauce aka hot sauce on a newspaper, the computer told me to.**
 * Sauce:SHRRRHRHRRR**
 * Roger:Sup bro i'm gonna read the newspaper.**
 * Luke:I wouldn't do that if i were you.**
 * Roger:Ooooh interesting, next page OOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! that hurts, is that hot sauce.**
 * Luke:Well to be honest yeah,the computer told me to put hot sauce on the newspaper.**
 * Roger:What's wrong with your glasses.**
 * Luke:Nothing really.**
 * Roger:The computer says Elite Force hot sauce do not put on newspaper!**
 * Luke:Does it?**
 * Roger:Yup.**
 * Luke: OH OK.**
 * Jack:Roger told me about the last newspaper nearly destroyed by that hot sauce of yours.**
 * Luke:What hot sauce?**
 * Jack:The one you put on the newspaper!**
 * Luke:Fine I did it.**
 * Jack:Did what?**
 * Luke:Nearly destroyed the newspaper with the you know what.**
 * Jack:OH OK.**
 * Luke:The newspaper is nearly destroyed why don't we destroy it.**
 * Luke:I'll get more hot sauce you wait here.**
 * Jack:Wait don't destroy it.**
 * Luke:Got the hot sauce now lets pour it on.**
 * Jack:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
 * Sauce:****SHRRRHRHRRR**
 * Jack: :o**
 * Roger:Whats that horrible smell.**
 * Luke:Oh No!**
 * Roger:How dare you interrupt my beauty sleep.**
 * Luke:I accidentally destroyed the newspaper.**
 * Roger:Our last newspaper?**
 * Luke:Yup**
 * Roger:GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR**
 * Jack:Uh Oh**
 * Luke:Shouldn't of told him that.**
 * Roger:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
 * Jack:OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THAT HURTS.**
 * Luke:I'm busted.**
 * Roger:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
 * Sam:Hi what's that noise I can hear it through my ear****plugs.**
 * Luke And Jack:Where'd you get those earplugs.**
 * Luke:Copied me.**
 * Jack:Jinx**
 * Luke:Why didn't I think of saying that.**
 * Ryan:Hi guys.**
 * Luke,Jack and Roger:Who are you?**
 * Jack:Jinx**
 * Jack:I am like the jinx master.**
 * Ryan:I am Ryan from RNNNN DUNDUNDUN.**
 * Voice 123:Hello people.**
 * Luke,Jack and Roger:You too!**
 * Jack:Once again jinx.**
 * Luke:GGGGGRRRRRRRRRR!**
 * Voice 321:Hi I am Voice 123's brother.**
 * Voice 12335643:I'm the eldest.**
 * Luke:Why are you here?**
 * Ryan:To destroy the Delta V SIS of course.**
 * Roger:What's that?**
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 * ALL:???**
 * Voice 12335643:That is something to destroy like this.**
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 * NOTE(Don't read any further if you have not watched the videos)**
 * Luke:This is such a waste of time.**
 * Roger:This is happening because you destroyed the last ever newspaper.**
 * Luke:Oh right.**
 * Jack:We're on this plane to destroy the delta v because thats the system that stopped making newspapers.**
 * Luke:Then why are we destroying it?**
 * Jack and Roger:So we can get another system.**
 * Jack:Jinx**
 * Jack:I rule.**
 * Roger:Anyway as I was saying the new system won't work with the new system still open.**
 * Luke:Can't we just press the off button?**
 * Roger:There is no off button.**
 * Luke:Finally We are here.**
 * Luke:It's the delta v**
 * Jack:Let's destroy it.**
 * Jack:Pass the nuke Roger.**
 * Roger:Roger that.**
 * Roger:Get that hahaha**
 * Jack:Just give it.**
 * Roger:Ok**
 * Jack:Here it goes.**
 * BBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
 * All:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**
 * All:What have you done.**
 * We are unable to make more episodes for well about um........oh yeah a week or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 wait um....................now I remember about OMG I keep forgetting wait I got it well until the 25th of March the director signing out see yah**
 * Hello people welcome to 7news today a man was hit by an anvil questions please**
 * Jack:This is the station for Emerson's Channel.**
 * Nonsense**
 * All:Look on the soundproof windows**
 * HMMMMMMMMM..........Only the Emerson channel broadcasters allowed.**
 * OK sorry got to go**
 * Jack:Sorry about that back to are regular program.**
 * Jack:Finally thats over phew.**
 * All:Where are we?**
 * Roger:In space.**
 * Luke:Cool.**
 * It's April 3 you know what that means.AHHHHHHHH Aliens.Director:Why'd you say aliens?Look real life aliens sorry there is going to be no more Emerson's channel sorry again**
 * Luke:Jokes!!! I know it's not April Fools it is still funny.Jack:What about the aliens?**
 * Random Voice Guy:Sorry it's been a while.We had to deal with the aliens anyway we return to are regular program.**
 * Luke:Which planet are we in?**
 * Jack and Roger:Venus.**
 * Roger:Jinx.**
 * Roger:Your streak of jinx is over.**
 * Jack:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
 * Roger:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA**
 * Luke:UM.......What's that?**
 * Roger:The sun.**
 * Roger:Why?**
 * Luke:It's getting closer.**
 * Luke:You're so hot Jack you are sweating.**
 * Jack:I know right i'm so hot.**
 * Luke:Not in that way.**
 * Ryan:It's going to kill us!**
 * All of the cast:Where did you come from?**
 * Roger and Jack:Jinx.**
 * Jack:12345**
 * Roger:What's that?**
 * Roger:Oh radio tell me everything you know!**
 * Luke:No time for singing.**
 * Jack and Roger:Who are you?**
 * Jack:Jinx!**
 * Roger:I'm bored.**
 * Nyan Cat:Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan**
 * Everyone:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!**
 * Luke:Look newspapers.**
 * Roger:Cool.**
 * Roger:We nearly died because of you.**
 * Luke:Sorry.**
 * Jack:Their bombs.**
 * Jack:RUNNN!!!!**
 * Luke:Where are we?**
 * Roger:According to my calculations we are in the the Twilight Forest!**
 * All:What?**
 * Roger:The Twilight Forest is a beautiful place.**
 * Jack:Cool**

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